Brian's Super Fun Mega Weekend Story! (Limited Time Award)

[Dr. Brian]

May 17, 2014 6:49:56 GMT RenamedSRT/10 said:

My friends and myself (there was 10 of us) went to one of the local sports eatery clubs here in Ontario...(it's name was actually Moose Wahnooskis' no joke). It had a "family restaurant" area decorated much like a steakhouse and then there was the "sports bar" area that had a circular bar adorned with T.V monitors 360 degrees around the bar...we (the 10 of us) got a large table in the restaurant area to celebrate a friend's birthday...pitchers and pitchers of beer and mixed drinks later, we started to act a little less composed for a "family restaurant" area, and they soon asked us to leave the restaurant..(keep in mind, we are grown ladies) here's why we got the "boot"

A friend at the table made a comment that was so STUPID and asinine that I proceded to make the sound that kids make to show that someone is "retarded"
And I started pounding my hand on my chest...this ruse caught on to four of the other ladie at the table and we made this ridiculous sound and awkward motion for about 30 seconds. At about 31 seconds in, I get a sharp kick to the leg from my bestie who is across from me. I turn my attention quickly to her to see that she is subtly motioning for me to turn around..
So I turn in my seat to look at the table behind us and I'm stunned with shock and total embarrassment....the table behind us was a larger party than ours by about 10 people, more than half of them were teenagers with downs syndrome ..the parents and care givers were giving our table looks that might have actually killed had it not been for the manager who happen to catch the tail end of it....I wanted to die..I felt like I was four inches tall...so theres my funny/awkward/embarrassing story..

If I could give you a double like I would that story was excellent! I feel bad for laughing but it was so funny!

Anyway one award coming up RenamedSRT/10!

[RenamedSRT/10]

I still laugh at it..
How about this quick one.
I went with a friend to the doctors office so she could get a pregnancy test done. (Ya know, support group) while sitting in the waiting room, the lady next to my friend starts to make small talk over the terribly out dated "mothers weekly" magazine. After about six or seven minutes, Lynn (my friend) laments to the woman why we are there, and the woman sympathise with her. After a minute of silence Lynn asks the woman "how far along are you?"
She responds with a look of pure disgust and contempt and says "I'm not pregnant, just bloated after surgery" and gets up and moves across the waiting room to a different seat...ohhhhhh...it was like "dad just hit mom at the dinner table" tension until she was called in...holy hell that one still cracks me up...true story.
Thanks for the badge..

[PeaTearGriffin]

As I lay in my hotel bed hungover I wonder why I drank so much Kahlua and diet Coke.  The room isn't spinning, yet my head is.  I ponder how to clean up the mess I made in the closet.  Should I cover it with a towel and check out, or clean it and hide the towel in front of someone else's room.  All decisions are of equal importance, but will not be dealt with until I can figure out the name of this unattractive woman I met at the bar and tell her to beat feet.  That, or pay for her free accommodations as best she knows how.

[davo]

The cat who saved her owner's four-year-old son from a vicious dog attack is to throw the first pitch at a baseball game next week.

The Bakersfield Blaze, a minor league Californian team, tweeted that fearless tabby Tara will be honoured at next Tuesday's game, though it is not clear how the team expect her to throw the ball.

The team's press spokesman, Dan Besbris, told Sky News: "I don't want to go into too much detail, but we do have a trick up our sleeves and the cat will complete a pitch, unless the cat freaks out and runs off the field.

"If the cat is willing to stay stationary, we'll get that ball from pitcher's mound to home plate."

[Quagmire]

May 17, 2014 13:03:40 GMT davo said:

The cat who saved her owner's four-year-old son from a vicious dog attack is to throw the first pitch at a baseball game next week.

The Bakersfield Blaze, a minor league Californian team, tweeted that fearless tabby Tara will be honoured at next Tuesday's game, though it is not clear how the team expect her to throw the ball.

The team's press spokesman, Dan Besbris, told Sky News: "I don't want to go into too much detail, but we do have a trick up our sleeves and the cat will complete a pitch, unless the cat freaks out and runs off the field.

"If the cat is willing to stay stationary, we'll get that ball from pitcher's mound to home plate."

Haha! Look forward to seeing that one award coming up

[davo]

May 17, 2014 13:09:47 GMT Quagmire said:

May 17, 2014 13:03:40 GMT davo said:

The cat who saved her owner's four-year-old son from a vicious dog attack is to throw the first pitch at a baseball game next week.

The Bakersfield Blaze, a minor league Californian team, tweeted that fearless tabby Tara will be honoured at next Tuesday's game, though it is not clear how the team expect her to throw the ball.

The team's press spokesman, Dan Besbris, told Sky News: "I don't want to go into too much detail, but we do have a trick up our sleeves and the cat will complete a pitch, unless the cat freaks out and runs off the field.

"If the cat is willing to stay stationary, we'll get that ball from pitcher's mound to home plate."

Haha! Look forward to seeing that one award coming up

Thanks for the badge.

[Cleveland]

Ok since I got the badge already I'll share my real news article lol

[Deleted]

Back in the late 80's, Dad was a top Judo instructor and used to teach all over Australasia and Mum was pregnant with my younger brother. One day, Mom had cravings for some Chinese food so Dad took her to this fancy restaurant in the city to shut her up.  Everything was going fine until Mum started cracking jokes about Dad's newly diagnosed impotence problem and he started trashing the resaurant. The owners, not being too impressed by this called the cops on him and he was  later  arrested. The following footage was  taken the next morning outside the courthouse..



It's true if you believe it

[Dr. Brian]

I'm not sure if any of that's true or real @therawprawn... but I found that video funny so you can have the award!

[Deleted]

Graciously accepted my good Sir!

[aaronrtd]

People who like to curse may soon be [expletive] out of luck in one Florida community.
By Evan Bleier
May 16, 2014 


NEPTUNE BEACH, Fla., May 16 (UPI) --Neptune Beach Police Chief David Sembach is looking to ban the use of public profanity in town and is hoping to pass an ordinance that would allow officers to cite individuals who start fights by using their potty mouths.
"They can curse all they want. That's what the U.S. Supreme Court says. They just can't incite another person to violence," Sembach told WTEV.

"There's no place for that kind of stuff in a public forum," said Ken Meadows.

Not everyone agrees with Chief Sembach, who is also hoping to pass a law banning the obstruction of public passageways.

"It's a waste of time and taxpayer money to try and do something like that," said local resident Edward Spear.

The City Council would still have to approve the proposal for it to move forward.

Neptune Beach Mayor Harriet Pruette has stated that she is not in favor of the profanity ordinance and thinks that enforcing it would be difficult.

[herbert]

Hi

[Archibald Meatpants]

Video

Imagine living near here and bringing drunk friends here and leaving them. Would make a great night even better when they wake up

[Quagmire]

May 18, 2014 17:21:46 GMT Archibald Meatpants said:

www.today.com/video/today/55147150#55147150

Imagine living near here and bringing drunk friends here and leaving them. Would make a great night even better when they wake up

Crazy!   One award coming up my man! 

And remember guys, this is a limited time award!  You have until tonight to get it! So let's see these interesting stories.. 

[Dr. Brian]

This event is now over!