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Post by Cleveland on Mar 31, 2014 16:54:36 GMT
Since we know what day it is tomorrow here's one of my favorites from April in Quahog
Peter: So you gonna introduce me to your little friends?
Stewie: That’s Trap-Jaw, that’s Optimus Prime, that’s Destro, and that’s a Care Bear.
Peter: You having a tea party?Stewie: No, we’re working out a land deal. Trap-Jaw is trying to get a variance to build an unpermitted structure within 10 feet of Optimus Prime’s property line. Destro’s the city councilman who’s telling Trap-Jaw that he has to file it as an accessory structure and even then it can only be built at the rear of the lot. And the Care Bear is just a Care Bear.
Peter: I am so Ready (Peter launches through roof)
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davo
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Post by davo on Mar 31, 2014 16:58:27 GMT
[Stewie and Brian in the mall]
Stewie Griffin: 10 bucks.
Brian Griffin: Five bucks.
Stewie Griffin: Eight bucks and I'll do it.
Brian Griffin: Fine.
[Stewie goes running through the center courtyard naked]
Stewie Griffin: Help! I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement! Help me!
[Stewie walks back to Brian naked]
Stewie Griffin: Ha! I am so outrageous. Gimme the cash.
[Stewie starts counting the money]
Brian Griffin: Cold in here?
Stewie Griffin: Nope, just really small.
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Post by RenamedSRT/10 on Mar 31, 2014 20:46:17 GMT
Brian: You're drunk!
Stewie: You're sexy!
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Post by Cleveland on Mar 31, 2014 20:58:02 GMT
Anyone remember this commercial my favorite running gag
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Post by davo on Apr 1, 2014 8:41:51 GMT
Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here's where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I'm missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.
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Post by Cleveland on Apr 1, 2014 16:14:28 GMT
Judge: All right, now the prosecution is about to show you items pertinent to this case that have been entered into evidence. It is vitally important that you look, but don't touch as any fingerprints could contaminate them.
Man: Exhibit A: One bloody Slinky. Peter: Aww.
Man: Exhibit B: One semen covered View-Master...
Peter: Awww!
Man: ...with the reel of the Grand Canyon.
Peter: Awwww!
Man: And a blood-splattered Mr. Potato Head.
Peter: Awwww!
Man: And those socks you really need.
Peter: Awwooh..!
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Post by Quagmire on Apr 1, 2014 16:59:36 GMT
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
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Post by davo on Apr 1, 2014 17:41:13 GMT
Meg: "I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts." (Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: "I'm allergic to peanuts." (Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: "You dont know anything about me."(runs upstairs)
Peter: "Who was that guy?"
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Post by Cleveland on Apr 2, 2014 1:00:00 GMT
(Giraffe crashes into Cleveland's house, and his bathtub slides out the hole in the wall)
Cleveland:What the hell? No no no no no no no! I got to stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans.
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Post by bee on Apr 2, 2014 7:12:52 GMT
Meg: "I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts." (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: "I'm allergic to peanuts." (Peter and Lois keep staring) Meg: "You dont know anything about me."(runs upstairs) Peter: "Who was that guy?" Haha classic, reminds me of my favourite quotes Meg: I'm so fat and gross!! Brian: ohhh Meg: I should just kill myself!! Brian: ohhh... Come on Meg: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna kill myself! Brian: ohhh... Meg... Don't And Stewie: you're so.. Pretty. You're always pretty I haven't watched family guy in so long, I should start again. |
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Post by davo on Apr 2, 2014 8:16:44 GMT
Meg: "I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts." (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: "I'm allergic to peanuts." (Peter and Lois keep staring) Meg: "You dont know anything about me."(runs upstairs) Peter: "Who was that guy?" Haha classic, reminds me of my favourite quotes Meg: I'm so fat and gross!! Brian: ohhh Meg: I should just kill myself!! Brian: ohhh... Come on Meg: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna kill myself! Brian: ohhh... Meg... Don't And Stewie: you're so.. Pretty. You're always pretty I haven't watched family guy in so long, I should start again. Haha funny. I've not watched it for a little bit gonna start watching it again soon  |
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Post by Quagmire on Apr 3, 2014 21:43:10 GMT
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Post by Evil Stewie on Apr 3, 2014 23:28:02 GMT
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Post by davo on Apr 4, 2014 10:17:44 GMT
Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alpha-bits, it says "Ooooooo"
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.
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