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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 17:45:00 GMT
Quotes & Jokes Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you may as well pack it in... Game over. So....any funny quotes that have made you cry with laughter? Share your favourite ones here! Or post gifs that says it all! |
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Post by Evil Stewie on Mar 15, 2014 18:54:46 GMT
I remember watching this for the very first time and exploding with laughter for a good 20 minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 19:47:32 GMT
Haha that funny  |
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Post by Dr. Brian on Mar 18, 2014 14:39:02 GMT
Watched this weeks episode (3 Acts of God) yesterday and loved this scene!
Cleveland: Hey Death, What you doing here?
Death: Actually... I'm here for your show.
Cleveland: Awww come on man I'm on vacation.
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Post by Evil Stewie on Mar 18, 2014 14:57:36 GMT
Peter: it's a mustache kinda morning, I watched the sun rise in my jeans,
jean shirt and jean jacket. Chris: Gosh!, mustache culture is pretty cool. Peter: I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast,
and then, later, I'm gonna take you down to the whore house to lose your virginity.
Would you like that?Chris:Would I?! Wow, that's a way better present
than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas. CUTAWAYChris: Dad,all it's done is run in that wheel for the last three weeks.Peter:Yeah, looks like it's in pretty good shape.Chris: Can I pick it up?Peter: I wouldn't!  
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Post by Evil Stewie on Mar 18, 2014 20:32:17 GMT
In Peter's Got Woods
Star Trek: The New Generation reference:
Captain Picard: Number 1. let me ask you something. If I whisper in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
Number 1: Yeah I could get in on that
Captain Picard: Aaaalright! Here it comes...."COMMANDER WORF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY"
(Everyone laughs except Worf)
Worf: You can both suck my ridges!
Captain Picard: Oh Get a sense of humour, Rocky Dennis!
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Quagmire
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Post by Quagmire on Mar 18, 2014 21:42:13 GMT
[Chris jumps on Peter's lap]
Chris: Dad, the scouts are no fun. I just want to draw. Oh, and...
[kisses Peter]
Peter: Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2014 7:41:02 GMT
[Chris jumps on Peter's lap] Chris: Dad, the scouts are no fun. I just want to draw. Oh, and... [kisses Peter] Peter: Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again. yeah that is a funny scene lol |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 21:47:42 GMT
This one is from the game quagstersmiley : iv got my cock stuck in this bottle! And he has a rooster stuck in the bottle , funny stuff |
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Post by Evil Stewie on Mar 22, 2014 21:58:05 GMT
LOL yeah I like that one
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 22:10:53 GMT
Tbh I was slightly shocked at first, then you see him shake the bottle to get the bird out bahaha then I wet my self laughing |
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Post by Quagmire on Mar 22, 2014 22:18:21 GMT
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. - Glen Quagmire
Lol, I'm watching FG right now on Netflix, the one where Brian broke Stewie's time machine and everything's going backwards.
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Post by BigYellowChicken on Mar 24, 2014 22:11:22 GMT
One of my favourites:
Peter - By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 22:20:40 GMT
Stewie Griffin: Let me tell you something *Nessa,* a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a $%*#}%* sock in it, you cow.
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Post by davo on Mar 31, 2014 16:02:20 GMT
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
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